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 27.10.2015
Q: What is the chance to get a work visa?
UUU: This is a lottery, the chance is somewhere 85%. And the lawyers said that if we fly with this lottery - you can always go somewhere else, extend the student visa and try it next year.
XX: Ah, I’ll introduce you in 20 years. 20 lost lotteries, 10 degrees of master. The smartest loser in the US.
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