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 27.10.2015
I did a good massage, a slender minette, and there was such sex that my browniche never dreamed of. Even talked spiritually, it turned out to be a higher education in psychology. The question is, what will I do on Friday?

Buy a girl because you can’t find a free one that doesn’t divorce your grandmother and is cool with you in bed. And others can. Don’t be jealous as long as you have money, you have enough of a prostitute.
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