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 28.10.2015
Reviewed: "....there was such sex that my brownie never dreamed of"

I wondered, hasn’t you dreamed?Are you sure that she is in principle "brownishch", and not just with you? Girls are such busy creatures - they can be in a love relationship, but without a strong physical attraction... because love is placed above the flesh... and here it is already up to the man whether the sexuality of the partner will be revealed or, on the contrary, will be finally wrapped up!

Such stories often end quite suddenly, when it turns out that with someone else, your lady manifests herself in bed as an experienced prostitute. And the most fun thing is absolutely free! So to say, unselfish)))))))

You have a prostitute, take your conscience. It is unlikely that the spirit will be enough to confess to his girlfriend in betrayal, but at least go to the venereologist in a couple of weeks and check for a bouquet of sweet diseases. And until you check out, don’t lie down to your "blowjob" in bed. Take care of her health if you do not take care of love.
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