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 02.11.2008
30.03 on the passing of the exam in history at school

Soviet times, question: "The Communist Party of the Soviet Union

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Also school, 10th grade, 80th year, exam in physics. Friendship with Physics.

The first question of the ticket is not known. I don’t know, but she now.

Go to answer. I advise her: "You first tell the second question, and

Explain the task, and on the first question they will ask you something.

Three will be released".

There are two uncles in the commission. People come out to the board, read the ticket number and

He begins to write the formula from the second question. Here comes the military, and

He begins to whisper about our students. Apparently the topic

and fascinating.

But professional learning takes its own, physics, with one eye cuts on

a board printed by firms and asks: "Ready? Let me tell you" humanity

Something is bubbling. Teachers keep talking about their own things. humanity

She finished answering and said: "On this question all". Physically, not

turning to the board, commands: "Okay, now prepare the second

The question"

A half-second pause, a man with a fly wipes out the answer and begins to write everything.

and again. Warrioruk leaves, the ladies turn satisfied to the board.

The second question is "The second question". He begins to ask the question.

for the second time. The class is waiting for the final. Final is four.
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