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 01.11.2015
Q: Do you know Lenka from the sales department?
Is the blonde so cute?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well
So last year, she sold to Gazprom two of its own compressors for a dohuillion dollars.
WOW: I have heard
XHH: And this year she was paid a bonus for it and she bought a Mercedes from the last. We go out yesterday with her from work, the weather myself saw what, I am such without a back-thinking "blah, again to the subway ", and she "give me a ride". I didn’t know about the car, she told me everything. We sit in it, and it is like: Fuck, what is life? Not only that I didn’t get in the car, I didn’t even get in the car.)
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