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 05.11.2015
FB by Tatiana May:
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A friend is a librarian at school. My son is more interested in computers than in studying, as many people do now. Here, after another couple in literature, he was expelled from the comp and sent to read "The Captain's Daughter" with a subsequent recital. I have read. I came to tell. At first, everything is fine, but now comes the second chapter. I quote: And then they were driving in the steppe, there was a turmoil, the road was slow, they were lost. They began to freeze. But then we met gay..."
Mother in shock: Who?
Son: “Well, gay, blue, but he was a good man, he showed them the way.
My mother has a heart and a book. All by Pushkin. Heroes go to the mouthpiece on the steppe, lose the road, and then a man appears in the mouthpiece (Pugachev) and they turn to him: "Gay! You are a good man!"
It’s a pity that I’ve grown up and I don’t get that much anymore. Although "in bright swamps" we still remember.
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