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 12.11.2015
I almost accidentally killed the taxi driver. I really am ashamed!

My son pulled watermelon from the kindergarten, and I did not get sick as a child. I was covered in my mom’s visits, I had to get home to the other end of Moscow, and I was contagious. I call a taxi and please send a car with a driver who has had varicella. Judging by the sound in the telephone, the girl got tea through her nose.
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