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 13.11.2015
One Soviet professor was sent to France and paid thirty thousand francs in a month.
His wife and daughter made a list of what to buy. The women had a catalogue from the wholesale, kissed to dark spots. According to the list, the professor could eat at home.

On the way to the supermarket, the scientist saw a fishing store. I looked at her with one eye.
The eyes expanded and darkened.
The traveller brought home a set of wheels, flashes, a set of coils and all that.
During the interrogation, he added something about hypnosis. He remembers the word "bonzure", then the light went out and everything was gone - conscience, morality, money.

The wife and daughter asked ten times, they couldn’t believe. They raised this professor, fed him, inspired him for his inventions, missed him like a fool. And now he doesn’t let his head push him where he deserves.
In just five minutes, the professor got rid of nostalgia. That same evening he moved to live at the institute. In the name of science and health.
The egoist.
And everything that was not told and not caused to him, inherited to his son-in-law Serge, who lived in the same apartment carelessly.

That same evening Serjozh's son-in-law learned that fishing was a defect, not washed away with anything. Even though he did not fish himself, he regretted bitterly.
Serjoja three times increased the aid to the farm, smoothed the guilt. But everything went badly for him.
He cleaned the potatoes like a villain, carried the rubbish like a villain.

Days and weeks went by, and no one was going to forgive him. Serena didn’t want to pay attention. But women themselves are so able not to pay attention that they do not want to live.
He was embarrassed to steal and kill, and there was no other way to get back the boots, coats, and coatings that the professor had smashed.

Sergei then sold his “Moskvich”. In exchange, I bought two clothes.
Shuba is the best antidepressant, he thought.
But only surgery could help her. Women did not want to be mocked Siberian girls, but wanted to be smooth Parisian women.
When the shoes did not like it, the light was extinguished.
Without any bondage.
He used his tail to make a stock of wood for the winter, worshiped and left.

What happened to the family and the fugitive professor, no one knows.

Now he has a new wife, a young ceramic artist. Her graduate work weighs 800 kilograms. Five hundred colored plates symbolize the birth of the sun. From brown, through blue to red and yellow.
Serjoja carried his diploma to the fourth floor without an elevator, in front of the eyes of a commission of artists. He translated the plates in different ways, spit at the risk of radiculitis.
All with a happy face.

First, I am now a philosopher, he explains. Secondly, the Light calls me a cat.
The light comes out, and he says:
Cat, when are you going to take off the shell? (It was in the case.
The cat immediately puts the shale and goes to take off the shale.
You can see a man from the professor’s family.

It’s the I to the fact that when you’re ranting trying to improve someone, most likely, you’re improving that someone no longer for yourself.

Glory to S.
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