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 14.11.2015
The morning. By habit, without waking up, I bring my wife coffee to bed. Here it comes to me that yesterday's light rhinitis seemed to have turned into a condom of ARI.
I am ohhhh!
Wife: What about you?
I was cold.
Help me to sit down, pull up the blanket.
I will take care of you now.
Drinking Coffee
My wife: Yes. Bring a thermometer, notebook and pen. Now we measure the temperature and I will write what you will buy at the pharmacy...
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