bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 29 - ]
 15.11.2015
The story of the plunging into the cry came to mind: our research and development department was in the same room with the supply department. And just on Friday before the baptism, Vova (a young supplier driver and a former athlete) wrote very enthusiastically - Boys (!!) Tomorrow is such a day! You need to dive in any way, it is health for the whole year! And we, those who were a little older, listened to him halfway, and two of our young colleagues, Pasha and Leonid, were very excited and lively discussed how and where one of them could dive into the ice water.
Monday has arrived. The first came Pasha with a red face, coughing - he sat down until lunch and asked and went home sick... Leonid just called and said with a chilled voice that he had a fever and he would not be there for a while...
But Vova, who was somewhere on the go, appeared after lunch - like a cucumbers healthy and active. Well, I think, the athlete did not get through the ice water and asked - Since you have sunk Vova - tell me!
“Yes,” Vova says, smiling confusedly, as it was: my friend and I came to dive on the stack – there the cutting was already ready. But for courage, they decided to stumble in front of the river. We sat on the bench near the stack and first a hammer, then added a little, and then as it fell - shortly we understood that we were already well without diving)
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna