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 19.11.2015
[Video discussion about cats and cucumbers]
XXX: What is the fear of cabbage?
YYY: This is a reaction to an unknown hernia hiding from behind.
Well, behold, you’re sitting, you’re an adult smart man, eat. Nothing happens, everything is quiet. You turn around – and there, fucking, the couch! You, of course, understand that the sofas - they are not scary... but you still have to be able to stop the shit!
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