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 19.11.2015
With this broken arm, there was another case.
I went to the clinic for a scheduled medical examination. 3 months after the operation. I go to the traumatologist who closed the hospital for me. An example of dialogue:
What are you complaining about?
I came to the examination by breakdown.
and yes! Yes to! I remember. The left hand, a plate in the shoulder? is right?
Exactly!
Show your hand. The scar is good. My hand is shaking well, doesn’t it hurt? Raise your hand for the head. There is no pain? Nothing interferes? Well, let’s not radiate you with rhinoceros again. I don’t see anything that would prevent the closure of the hospital. Congratulations to you! You can go to work on Monday.
O or Doctor? Did you remember me exactly?
And what happened?
I closed the hospital a month ago.
O O O O O O
and yes. I have been working since the 12th of last month.
And how? Is your hand disturbed?
Almost not almost. Except that, after pulling something heavy, it may be at night.
So why are you crawling! Easy work certificate for what?
I: There is no certificate. You did not write it to me.
Tr: - Yes-a-a?...O_O - thoughtfully looking at my card - I closed the hospital 2 months after the fracture, and did not write out a certificate for easy work...
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