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 04.11.2008
I come home, I get a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, I go to the kitchen, I open and give the answer button, listen to who has not yet got there... And clearly at the moment when I make a heavy swallow, the aunt from the answer machine gives the phrase:
I want you to help me... My son is drinking... Please help me.

Fuck, you can’t do that. ?
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