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 20.11.2015
Neradence: A week ago I was attracted by a plush dragon. Very cute and pretty big.
The cat didn’t like the dragon, because from the cat’s point of view the only object worthy of love is himself. And today, while I was making coffee, the cat finally got to the dragon and killed him very heroically.
Fuck, I should at least cut him off and show him the wreath, but he came to the kitchen so beautiful, with a heroically killed cotton in his teeth, and such a proud expression on his cheek that I roasted, a horse. XD is
SM: Now your cat is named George? x )
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