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 21.11.2015
Lie in the hospital. A neighbor with appendicitis. Young, beautiful (but it doesn’t matter), three young children. Luckily in the operation. Then the word to her:
- I lie, the drug is already being prepared to put, or it has already been put. And suddenly I hear one surgeon say to the other: “Wearing gloves, she has HIV.” I am in shock: I have HIV??? She said, “I’m not bite. The dog was surprised. I say "I don’t have HIV" The surgeon says "Why not? Here is the reference: Semenova - HIV". I: "So I am not Semenova, I am Mikhailova" :facepalm:
I then say to the neighbor (when she told me): This is interesting, and suddenly this Semenova has not yet had appendicitis. I’t hear you cut off your gallbladder.
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