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 23.11.2015
I said, I work in Poland, but I would like to tell you about the benefits of Russian)) I stand on the street near the bar, breathe fresh air. A girl approaches me (Polish) and begins in broken English to ask about the nearest club (where and how to go). I explain, and she can’t understand anything. Then I decided to try to explain in Russian (because Russian and Polish have a lot in common). At that moment I saw the glow in my eyes and admiration! She just opened her mouth and listened to me, and then said in English, “I love Russian, it’s the most beautiful language.”

I said, but even I was reddened by those words. She asked me to say something more. And I spoke and spoke, feeling like I conquered the girl with my tongue (hehe;)

But the brilliant phrase was followed by other people who listened closely to us:

Do the Chinese speak Russian so well?? to

Actually I said

O O O O O O O O O O O O O!! Your name is fighting!! to



I don’t explain anything to people anymore =(
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