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 30.11.2015
I visited the website of a well-known clothing store. I liked the T-shirt. I specified what was available in the closest department to me, recorded the article, so as not to waste time searching on the spot, and went shopping. I usually do not order through the website. The price is the same, and it makes no sense.



I: Hello to you. I need a T-shirt MSF-45884



Seller: Unfortunately, it is not available right now.



I: I clarified literally 20 minutes ago, I was told by phone that the goods were available, in sufficient quantity.



Seller: It may be reserved for sale through the website.





I take the phone, call the number from the site left in the outgoing. The tube with an unobtrusive look is taken by the same girl who is behind the counter a meter from me, and who just told me in the face that there is no goods.





Seller (already on the phone): Yes Goods are available.



I: Can I ask you to leave for me 2 copies, brown and grey?



Seller: Yes of course. Do you have a discount card?



I: Yes, it’s registered on the number I call from. When buying, it is not necessary to have the card with you, enough is the phone number on which it is registered.



The goods are postponed for you. Come at any time.



I : thank you. I put a telephone.



A girl with a still unwavering appearance gets from under the shelf 2 T-shirts that interest me, and with a stretched smile calls the price.
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