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 02.12.2015
At work, a relatively new colleague (working with us for a couple of months) - from the breed of great experts all over. Teaches lawyers how to make contracts, guards - how to correctly check passes, the assistant boss explained that the capsules for the coffee machine should not be ordered where he orders, but elsewhere... I do not know if he teaches those living on the territory of the courtyard to target the fence, but I will not be surprised if so.

Recently came with some question to us (the department of translators), bypassed a colleague sitting at the entrance on the "horrible Russian accent" in English. Then suddenly realized that a colleague is a foreigner, translates from English to German, and practically does not speak Russian at all, somehow quickly left, without sharing wisdom.

I haven't seen him for two days, so well, so calm!
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