I have one acquaintance - a dumb tourist, for whom the dirty and dirty weekend / vacation, the better. She recently started dating almost the same guy, and now I consider them both lost to a normal world. Seriously, they had a recent dialogue:
She: Here, the weekend route is something like that. Evening is not very clear. Tell me the main three words.
He (see map): Let us spend the night in the swamp
It is these (^_^)