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 04.12.2015
The quote:
From the user: Carrera

Author by carrerat (LS)
Date: 04 December 2015 00:14
250 km/h in the snow? It is real!
I went to the car today and checked the machine. scary, of course, on the lipe + zp + two-sided, but somehow crossed through itself. mainly driven by the meeting, or overtaken by 5 cars at a time, the teasers slowly go.
The 550i E60.

The quote:
By the user: Alexander K.

Then you woke up. On the way to school, with a heavy wallet hanging on his back, he rejoiced in the snowfall. By making sounds in his mouth, remotely reminiscent of the crash of the 550i bmw engine, he began to beat his legs with all his strength. Here is it: snow flies in all directions, light slopes. Only good preparation prevented the fall. But after a couple of accelerations quickly exhaled, it was still necessary to turn on the ESP. The pedestrians! 5 of now! disconnection of the spacecraft, lightning movement with the right hand (from which the package with the shift flew off the cades), switching down to 2 transmission, non-human rick - and the teasers of the pedestrians far behind.
The first lesson was missed.
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