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 08.12.2015
Sometimes it seems to me that there is a special university where people are taught to pick out non-standard metaphors. A client calls in the morning, the head of a solid company. The dialogue:
And Oleg?
by Mikhail Alexandrovich.
I have a computer problem, I need your help.
Briefly describe the problem...
- Here on one processor is the philanthropic vagina, and on the second is the monochromatic pulmonary P#Zdec!
I fall into the precipice, roast for half an hour and come. As a result: violet vagina - BSD (daltonic man), a mocked plush p#deetz - NTLDR is missing...
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