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 10.12.2015
My cousin called me and complained that they had a porn virus on their computer. I myself am never a programmer, not an enikey, but in such little things any experienced user understands. That’s why she invited me to visit.



I go home to them. Starting from the threshold. She says she came after work a few hours earlier and immediately went into the room with her son (13 years old), and on the monitor a porn site. My son was in the bathroom at that time. When he got out of the bathroom, I asked him what porn was. He replied that he caught a virus and so took a shower before coming home to me to solve the problem.



So a cousin forbade his son to go to the computer so he didn’t do anything and called me.



I enter the room. I look in the monitor, and there in the private tab is opened pornhub. Somehow he kept his smile. I looked seriously at the screen. I said I would remove the virus. The two-born nephew immediately relaxed and left the room.



My sister made tea and fed me. They sat and talked. And then, in the evening, my nephew came home and gave me three big KitKata. I was so grateful that I did not give him up. I talked to him that he’t get into that again and said goodbye.
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