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 12.12.2015
I met a girl. She is so strange. I invite her to the movie - she comes with a girlfriend, I invite her to a restaurant, to a club, to a barbecue - the same picture. I will probably break up with her.

Don’t be a fool, you invite her to sex, you won’t regret it.
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