@lisa: In the distant 1995, immediately after school, I arranged to work in the accounting office of our city-forming enterprise. Computing had just begun, and two young programmers from Peter came to us by call, writing a program to process the first pieces of the mechanical workshop. As the most advanced in IT, I was sent to work with this program. I was familiar with English, like all accounting, as part of the school program... And only now I remembered it and appreciated the joke: the program was called "Iron Slut".