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 17.12.2015
Many years ago I had a card of collector and in order not to remember its pin, I made a contact on the simka, with the last 4 digits being that pin. He called him Ivanovich. The card has been rotten for a long time and the contacts with the sims by default are not displayed. Yesterday came the notification that Ivanich put himself a vibrator.
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