I was delighted by a comment from YouTube, under the video where a black guy tastes the cold: "Wow, I will tell you the basic rules of Russian cuisine. You must eat everything with bread. Secondly, if you eat with bread and still not taste good, then add butter or cream! Thirdly, if you don’t like the dish with cream and oil, go to radical spices like hernia and mustard... If you don’t like the dish with mustard or hernia in some incredible way... it’s probably Chinese cuisine and the Russian rules don’t apply to it.”