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 29.12.2015
Call of the ambulance at 2 p.m. on the occasion: "a stroke of the face, bleeds from the mouth, cannot speak." We come: a young family couple, a wife about 30 weeks pregnant, her husband has all the signs of a fracture of the lower jaw. While he was gathering, the circumstances of the injury are clarified: it turns out that his wife broke him from the elbow, because she was very angry that he was on her... breathing!
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