From corporate chat:

Konuhoff has joined the server at 12'07"03.
NickSoid228: Oh, Tyumen is awake! The Sup! On the dild fly, you said the statistics to the whales failed. What happened there?
Konuhoff: Something unpredictable in the leadership! The whole outlet in the ball lies in the directory with a dock. Including a copy of the case.
Veloniger-1972: Fuck all our branches already know what is unpredictable. One of the cockroaches rolls into the server.
NickSoid228: Because you’re a humanitarian fucker, and I’m deadline.
Konuhoff: Well, we’re here nerds of our homeland fucking. I have two techniques.
Veloniger-1972 [to all]: Gentlemen, you didn't get the chat with questions: in the glorious city of Tyumen, a local advertising deer wiped out the minor daughter of his lover. That’s why he got the agenda and fucking at the same time. Therefore, the glorious proud tumeen before ng in the ass by indicators. Now working, black people, the sun is high.
NickSoid228: Director of Affiliate Webb Minor Daughter of His Lover
NickSoid228: We have become too sharp in Europe.
RoSeBuTtErFlY: In addition, somehow too sharply Europe became Tyumen.
Konuhoff: Go to the whales. We are a model of morality. And the fools and perverse are sent to Moscow to PMJ. Since the year 1586.
NickSoid228: Apple is dismissing MS employees for the same reasons.