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 29.12.2015
According to a familiar doctor.
As a student, 12-13 years ago, worked in surgery bring-give. A classical student with a backpack and a nice smile. And once got a grandmother, whether with diabetes, or with oncology, in general, with indications for amputation. And here they sent a young student as the youngest to transport an amputated limb. Hz for what reason and how the system is arranged there, I will not lie, but sent to transport. Further from the words of a friend: "I stand, smoke behind the garages, away from the stop, I don't touch anyone. There are two guys of naturally hoppy outdoors here. I think that’s all, thorns, that’s what Lula will write. This is a classic dialogue".
(Mr. Gopnik, Z is known)

Q: Are you smoking?
No guys, the last one.
Q: What is in the package?
H is the foot.
G to show.

Here my acquaintance with an unwavering sight unfolds the package and demonstrates: say, the foot.
He says the crack of the hooligans pattern was heard in a couple of quarters. They fled quickly.
Fedosoff
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