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 31.12.2015
The investigator told me. In the night of the 31st on the 1st he was on guard. Someone is starting to break in the shelter. He opens, and in front of him with a almost toothless mouth a swollen bumble with a naked torso. On the street 30. In his hands a dirty and stinking telogreek. “Help my friend.” He launched it, says sadly, it will freeze.Bomj the telogreek carefully on the table, and there is a baby. He found him in the garbage, took off his clothes, wrapped. I walked 2 km. In such cold. We fed and drank that bomb with the whole duty for a long time!
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