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 31.12.2015
My dad is a terrible sweetheart and before each New Year he angered his mom by eating all the candy from the tree. The carefully hanging packaging no longer worked, my mother quickly detected them and gave them stars.

In the next week before New Year's Eve, candy from the tree did not disappear and no spots were found on the touch. As you can see, there was a crap. Dad decided that it is better to chew once in full than 10 times in full too. Therefore, eating a candy, in an empty piece of paper he squeezed a piece of black bread, cut in the shape of a candy, and delayed the receipt of stars from his mother. The stars were noble, but this is a different story.
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