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 04.01.2016
From the Hubble, from the article discussion that Mark Zuckerberg wants home artificial intelligence like Jarvis of the "Iron Man":

XXX: Why not? In my opinion, it’s much more convenient to say “Jarvis, include the latest album of the % group%” or “Jarvis, reduce the brightness of the wall lamps by 30%”, Being anywhere in the apartment/house.

Yyy: And Jarvis is like, “Did you buy the group’s last album of %group% or you from VKontakte?”
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