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 11.01.2016
Darlay: Gather a computer of rubles for 500. Even less though.
Darlay: Let’s grab a dozen on it, let’s play toys with discs.
See also: XD
Darlay: And what?
Mel: What if there is an emulator?
Darlay: Pfff... the emulator...
Darlay: You didn’t catch the Essence!
Darlay: Have you played the pre-Sovian game, fuzzy because of the discrepancy of the resolution, with the LAGS?
Mel for a long time
Darlay: Playing pre-Soviet games on an emulator is like having sex with a gangdo from a bicycle camera.
Darlay: Maybe, but the effect is not that.
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