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 13.01.2016
The Client:

I don’t want my website to look like an ordinary business. I want something else.

I am :

and well. Do you have any ideas about this?

The Client:

and yes. I want the main page as an illustration to be a semi-robot-half-woman in a metal hose. She should look sexy.

I am :

Do you think this illustration is suitable for a hairdresser’s website?

The Client:

Give her the knives.
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