by Geektimes
NSA: Hi, an AAA user via Twitter agreed to buy an explosive, assembled a bomb and will soon explode it. Can you tell me from which city he last logged in?
Twitter: The last login from Labudaland, Nevada. Write more, we will be happy to help.

Roskomnadzor: Hi, we suspect that 3,500 people have read the tweets of the BBB user, give us the full statistics on him, his contact details and where he logged in from.
Twitter: Don’t give up?
Roskomnadzor: Twitter is violating Russian law