I am a translator. A couple of years ago I worked in Germany. Well, in the square of the German Mukhosransk, half of whose inhabitants have never been outside their region, and of the remaining half have not even been in the nearest major city.

The start of the negotiations is delayed, and I have already come, for nothing to do, talking with a representative of the locals - a kind uncle of the years of fifty, who was interested in how I live there in my far-off mysterious Russia. I’m telling: a man, a daughter, a cat, a typical house in the bedroom area...

“Stop,” says Henry. Why do you have a cat? Do you have a mouse on the eighth floor?! to

In general, a man did not understand the concept of a pet for pleasure. He stated that in their town animals are divided into edible, useful and harmful, with which they fight useful. And if there are no mice, then the cat does not fit in the system!