Going to my sister’s house and drinking tea.
How much sugar?
Give me one.
C: Right, there were two at the time, nothing! Two and a half times.
I: Oh, next time you don’t have any sugar, will it be one?
C: and then again without sugar and will be one and seventy-five.
I: Ah, and then a little more than half.
C: This is so. Statistically, you drink tea with sugar all the time, in fact, the third cup is empty.
I: Statistics, you are senseless shit