The grandmother told me that one day her girlfriend had a romance with a very nice guy, but when she learned that he was working as an ascensor, she immediately dropped him. She found another, but he did not give her peace, wanted to get it all back. But she was serious before the wedding. And this day has come, everyone is sitting in the dining room, the wedding is walking, summer, the heat, the windows are open. The offended Romeo comes in a service car, throws the hose in the window and fills the whole wedding with shit. He sat down, but in court said he was morally satisfied.