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 20.01.2016
The Thief 19358!
It is forbidden to drive at a temperature of 39. In this state, you are clearly not adequate and in the degree of danger you differ little from a bucharick. Therefore, a normal goat without any alcotesters should pull you out of there and send you to a medical examination.
And the best way to get rid of angina is to regularly rinse the throat with antiseptics, which includes alcohol. And precisely splashing. Spray is smooth. "People’s remedy without alcohol: strong tea with ordinary salt. You lose weight at least every 2 hours, and all angina passes exactly in 1 day. is verified.
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