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 21.01.2016
I go up to the floor with the police officer, the door is opened by my grandfather, my pants are broken, my penis is in my hands, and he directs it to my police officer girl, she just recently came to work. The pervert was afraid and let us run down the stairs, only the heels.



I was upset that grandfather was weeping, apparently not able to say what to do. We entered the room, and there his grandmother lay, after a stroke, but can talk, says the grandfather of the adenom, for the second day can not urinate, and does not talk after a removed tumor on the larynx. They rescued the pervert. My daughter had to take a valerian.
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