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 25.01.2016
One person appeared to us today, such people are called "autoledi". All such light, air, non-terrestrial, and other but with an exhausted battery. She picked a battery and began to make a purchase.

And here this lady says:

"And put it to me in exchange for the old one, right here, on the street, what are you standing, you're a man?

In response, I asked her to sew me a hangover and wash my dirty dishes while I was changing the battery, but I heard the angry-irritating, "Which is it that I should sew the hangover and wash the dishes?"

She was asked, “Why are you a woman?”

From the lady there were many words about the male goats, the type of knights translated and so on, the purchase did not take place.

I am for what? If you want equal rights, you get equal responsibilities.
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