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 26.01.2016
I work in a psychiatric hospital, in a compulsory treatment department (read prison for those who cannot serve a real sentence in prison due to mental illness). We "treat" a couple of debilities (mental retardation in the debility stage). One is 16 years old - Valera, the other is 50 years old - Vanya.

I sit with the nurse at the post, the dumb Valer approaches us and asks:

Is it true that there are magicians with magic sticks?

Recently, they were brought to the department to watch Harry Potter. He does not know about it and says to him:

“Valer, you’re 16 years old and you still believe in all the nonsense. Who told you that?

by Vanya...

Go tell him there are no magicians with magic sticks.

I understood.

Valera leaves and comes back a few minutes later. M asks him:

“Well,” said Van, “there are no magicians with magic sticks.

I said.

What did Vanessa say?

P is a cattle.
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