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 01.02.2016
I was 12 years old then. I decided with two friends (Valik, Vova) to go down and buy snacks. From the shopping I remember only lemonade and "din-don" (colored sweet pills), because it was they that made that day (and even a month). We sat in the summer kitchen, right on the carpet. Valik opened a 2-litre lemonade, and the wolf for laughter threw in it 2 din-don... Do you know about cola with menthol? So, forget, cola with menthol is nothing compared to what happened next. The cocktail was fired immediately. The current leaned to the ceiling, even though the bottle was on the floor. After a second, Vovchik understood the seriousness of his crush and decided to do the most logical, in his opinion, action.



In an instant, he grabbed the bottle and pushed it into his mouth. To his surprise, the "nuclear cocktail" continued to beat with the same pressure, but with one obvious difference. There were two streams...of his nostrils...he even had his head thrown back, from such turbulence. From such an unexpected "prevention of sinusitis" he ripped out a bottle. In his face was everything: shock, fear, pain, tears, confusion. I don’t know, of course, but this is the face of a man who has discovered the secrets of the universe and reached enlightenment. At this point, Valick and I had long been hysterical, smashed with my own tears and tears.
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