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 01.02.2016
Yesterday I put the children to sleep... the lights are turned off, all on the beds, I rest on the couch... silence.
Together.
and Mathew:
- Ma, and you know the painting of Repin, oh Ilya Efimovich Repin "Burlaki on the Volga"?
Ilya Efimovich Repin!!I have clarified :D
Yes, and what then?
I know the name of one of the burlacs.
How is?
The cushion.
OOOO...
Why is the Russian flag overturned on the ship they carry?
- I don't know the son, I didn't pay attention (and there is a flag at all?)
I have three options for answering:
The artist was inattentive.
The flag is turned by the wind.
B) He did it intentionally.
What do you think is the answer?
Matthew, I don’t know, I don’t mind.
I don’t know either, I think.
God, what my eight-year-old son thinks of at night.
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