My brother went to work for the first time. (He was 20 at the time)
Of course, you had to go through an interview, but first fill out the questionnaire.
All as usual: FIO, date of birth, etc.
So in the column "family status" he wrote "son".
The staff member, reading the questionnaire, smiled and asked: - Do you have a son?
The brother answered calmly, “No, it’s me.

He was taken to work, mistakenly accepting a sincere acknowledgment for his excellent sense of humor.
This story has been remembered for many years by the whole family and every time to tears :)