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 08.02.2016
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My cat is not affectionate at all and not handy at all. Sometimes I can beat her, even when she is asleep. I bought Suluguni cheese today, well, you know, it's sold in the box. I printed it at home, the tail instantly met, began to ring circles around me, murmuring. And when she realized that it didn’t work, she jumped on her knees and even let herself squeeze a little. I gave her a small piece of food as a reward. Now I know your weak spot, mouthless face! andquot;

This swollen face now knows your weak spot.
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