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 09.02.2016
Leha_chifir: I just hit the winchester at 120 gigs — I crossed the road and stumbled on the first rail, falling and waving his hands with a barbecue, where there was a screw that struck the second rail.

dorofeykin:...when he started to get up, an electric car crashed and dragged to the next station. I was caught by wandering dogs. These animals drove me to the landfill and ate me until morning. They were frightened by the garbage car, in which I reached the city, but did not have time to get out and, overwhelmed with garbage, returned to the landfill. While I was bathing, "my" a bunch of garbage was burned by bombs. The firefighter arrived and burned. Drawing to a career, the excavator's boat loaded into the self-driving with a slurry, discharged at the construction site in the neighbouring micro-area. I arrived at home by evening. I have a question: what softness can heal two bad blocks?
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