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 11.02.2016
I walked on the uzi of small pelvis organs. Virgins do the usual uzi, and girls who have sex, transvaginal. This is a rather unpleasant procedure, so I said that I was a virgin. It turned out that I was pregnant. You could see the doctor’s eyes.
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