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 16.02.2016
Let us take such a hypothetical example. The brigadier of the cargoes filled their clothes all morning in the office, and when he returned to the workplace, he saw that due to his laziness and lack of control, the cargoes of his brigade put their bags in the staff with a complete violation of the technological instructions for the storage of cargoes and safety rules. Naturally, the carrier gives the brigade a command to dismantle the staff and put it together again. But in order to put the task to the loaders, as I wrote above, you need, first of all, the brigadier to know all these words, secondly, to have them in the operating memory, and it fails if the person is excited. And in order not to tire the brigade from waiting until he remembers all the necessary words, and to show his indignation with the foolish hopes of the carriers that he will agree to such a stamping of the cargo, it is permissible for the brigadier to express his thought approximately as follows: "Nah...i h...inju nahu...yardily x...apples x...evy?! Rush... rush on... y and x... rush without x... yni!! Since the brigade figuratively represents the situation, from this brigadier's speech, each carrier absolutely understood that the marriage made by the brigade will not be accepted and it needs to be corrected, otherwise the angry brigadier can and punish.
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