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 17.02.2016
Correspondence with the client:

Client: - your candidate does not please us, because in the resume she writes that she is married, and in fact divorced

Pruffi: - We clarified, the girl in divorce for three days. The resume was sent to you a week ago - then she was married

Q: But why didn’t you anticipate such a turn in her life? Will she give birth in a week?

Q: Listen - pregnancy at 8 months is a pretty noticeable thing. This time. Second: Girls usually do not get divorced in the eighth month of pregnancy. So we give a guarantee that she will not give birth in a week. In the eighth month of pregnancy, girls are looking for a new job.

Q: - Send, please, an official warranty with a seal that you guarantee that the candidate will not give birth within a year

R: No, we cannot provide you with such a document.

K: But why?

R: First of all, it is illegal. Second, we simply can’t guarantee this – we can’t take responsibility for the future of people. We can only say one thing - the girl at the moment is serious about her career. She likes your company.

Q: I realized we need a man for this position.

Q: What if he suddenly dies within a year? Did you know that Russia has one of the world’s highest mortality rates of the creative class among men over 30?



The client is out of Skype.
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